I'm Tori. I have an inferiority complex and a superiority complex all in one.

 

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

shego:

anyone in or around St Louis please share this please help us find her

"just get a better car" i said

"it’ll end up being the same once you’re done with repairs anyway" i said

"it’s only gonna last a year max" i said

"….tell suzanne you’re gonna need a new car" she said

did i 

or DID I NOT say this was gonna happen. 

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!