I'm Tori. I have an inferiority complex and a superiority complex all in one.



Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’


anyone in or around St Louis please share this please help us find her

"just get a better car" i said

"it’ll end up being the same once you’re done with repairs anyway" i said

"it’s only gonna last a year max" i said

"….tell suzanne you’re gonna need a new car" she said

did i 

or DID I NOT say this was gonna happen. 


Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!