I'm Tori. I have an inferiority complex and a superiority complex all in one.

 

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princehamlette:

caffiend13:

andythanfiction:

It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.  

This is unacceptable.

It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s.  And yes, we can all do the dance.  I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance.  Bobby can do the dance.  Sherlock can do the dance.  Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.  

And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.

I was hoping it wasn’t this.

I PRESSED PLAY AND MY BODY JUST STARTED DOING THE DANCE FROM SHEER MUSCLE MEMORY

…….not sure if should contact the campus theater group about work?

hubuhuhuhuhubhbhbuhubhbuhuhb

i just…..

i want to work but i don’t know if i want to work with these people?

(i know i’ll never know unless i try and if it doesn’t work out it’s ONE bad show and that still counts as another show i have under my belt but the show at bcc went SO poorly that i’m afraid of having another miserable run? on the upside though this wouldn’t be a class it’d be entirely volunteer so it’s not like i have the threat of a failed class hanging over my head.)

I JUST DON’T KNOW. 

SOMEONE HELP. 

  • i just had to give the delivery guy directions to my house while i could clearly hear the gps in the background
  • the guy looked exactly like Ben I was so confused. like when did you move to ewing, why do you work at fat shack, how did i not know this 

i just. 

why is svedka so sweet.

stop this. 

stop this now. 

unicorndraws:

it occurred to me I’ve never really drawn a gorgon before and decided i had to remedy that

oh wow great.

i just checked the syllabus for that american rev class and he’s banned “ANYTHING WITH A SCREEN”

"SERIOUSLY NEVER USE YOUR PHONE. EVEN TO CHECK THE TIME. I WILL EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF THE CLASS"

there are no clocks in any of the classrooms here. are you fucking joking?

this is horseshit. 

it’s going to be a complete repeat of that fucking USH class from last semester. 

  • my bio prof is really fun
  • i fucking hate the revolution why am i taking a revolution class
  • why would i do that to myself? 

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone